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I hate you. With rabid, raving hate. My friend's list looks like a little kids game on nickelodean.com or something. It's like facebook vomited 'cutesy' little conversation blurbs onto my tab. I want to stab you in the face with an ice pick. Until the sun goes out.

Sincerely,

Your friend,

Khall

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/28/17131868-report-school-employee-accidentally-shot-during-concealed-weapons-class?lite

K.

       Pregnant mom buys $50 worth of groceries, 'steals' $5 sandwich, goes to jail, and has her kid taken by CPS You rock Safeway, so much. Let that be a lesson to you. We have a zero-tolerance policy for shop-lifting! Because zero-tolerance policies make sense! And really work in the real world!

K.